I don't know what day today is but it really looks like JOKE DAY!
Was surpose to have Ross over to help me with my hair and then cam-work in the afternoon, but sadly her mama was sick so she had to look after her. :(
GET WELL SOON AUNTY!
So, i idled the whole day by watching my HK drama - MY WAR IN LAWS, which i finally finish watching:) And people who are FANS of HK dramas should sure catch this show. About a mother-in-law and a daughter-in-law fighting and getting the son/husband caught in-between! - GREAT SHOW!
And just when i went to check my mails, Su sent me this MEGA,ULTRA, FUNNY JOKE!
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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
HAHAHAHAAHA. Tell you, i read this e-mail i think 10times already! About 3-4 times to myself to get me laughing non-stop and the rest to people who call me today :(
I told this to Melvin and he thought i was crazy and put down my phone. What a all-mannered brother i have!!
And i came across another e-mail by Su which was sent ages ago.. This e-mail is not exactly the same which i recieved, as i added a few lines in it.. MAKE IT MORE SPICEY TO READ LA ;)
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The perfect man loves you for you and not just one tiny part.
The perfect man would sacrifice everything for you.
The perfect man isn't afraid to tell you the truth.
The perfect man is kind, sweet, funny,and loving.
The perfect man can make you crumble with one glance.
The perfect man can make you feel unlike you've ever felt before.
The perfect man knows he's perfect, but won't ever admit it.
The perfect man has a smile that lights up a room.
The perfect man will admit when he's wrong.
The perfect man won't admit when he's right.
The perfect man would never say anything that makes you feel like less of a person.
The perfect man has his beliefs, but would never force them on you.
The perfect man won't force you to tell him everything, but he's always there if you want to.
The perfect man will sit with you when you don't feel like dancing.
The perfect man will know when to take your hand.
The perfect man will know when he loves you but won't tell you until he's sure he means it.
The perfect man will make you want to be a better person.
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BUT............
The perfect man does not exist.
NOW EVERYBODY GO.. - MMMM.TRUE!
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School tomorrow @ 3.30pm -6.30pm - CRAPP!
But at least its in the afternoon!
Thursday is Dinner with the girls. Been very long since we last have a proper dinner together. I think it was like last year in March.. but dearest Vanns was in China. :(
To all my girls reading this, i hope after the dinner, all of you will continue to come up with more meet-up gathering.
And last but not least, i came across a new discovery.. A taiwan drama - Sweet Relationship! Although this is not a new drama and i have seen it in TS, but it has never look appealing to watch. But after a recommendation from Terry.. i started watching.
And i know some of you will be telling me AGAIN?! And KYLE, i can hear you cursing me :Q but i have promise myself that after this drama, i will work hard and start preparing diligently for my Law paper and Statics paper.
So, forget this time.. Alright?! - hehe.
That's about it for the day.
TTYS!