HO.HO.HO.

I'm turning moldy man! Business Statistics exam is this Thursday and i know nothing. Besides Mean.Mode,median! Like that how to sit for exam?! But the good news is, I have officially finish watching "Love or Bread" and just one more last episode for "Pi Li MIT!" whooo-hooo!
And not forgetting BOYS BEFORE FLOWERS EPI 13 & 14 will be out by Wednesday :)
(Like all those wold be exam questions) - I WISH :D

Besides school tomorrow and Thursday, meeting the girls this saturday for another bbq session.
*madd, sophia - we need to GYM Sooooon! * Carry on like that sure BANG WALL! :)
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I received an e-mail yesterday from Sarah. And i thought i share this 2 jokes, super hilarious!


-JOKES about HEAVEN-

An old lady of 55 years old met with God one day and God has confirmed to her that she is going to live for another 20 years. Feeling very happy with the news, she went on to have the Best plastic surgery with the Best surgeon that money can buy. So from looking like an old woman, she now looks beautifully stunning and young after the surgery. But as soon as she left the hospital, she was knocked down by a speeding car and died on the spot. When God meet up with her she was very angry, feeling that God has lied to her.

Old Lady : Why did you lie to me,God?

God : No. I didn’t.

Old Lady : But why did you tell me that I have 20 more years to live when you intend to take my life before that?

God : But I didn’t intend to take your life until 20 years later. When I took your life, I didn’t know that it was you because you didn’t look like yourself when you met me. You now looked different. How was I to know that the young lady that left the hospital was you?

God : Sorry but too late already.

Old Lady : ??? ( regretting her decision )
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Ah Beng was a very pious man. He always prays to God and always burnt (Chinese paper) money, hoping to get more money from God. Before he died he asked his wife to burn lots of (Chinese paper) money, paper bungalow, paper Mercedes Benz, paper Rolex watch, paper laptop and lots of other high end stuff during his funeral hoping that he could have it ALL in Heaven . His wife did what he told her and after the burial, God came to see him.

God : Welcome to Heaven, Ah Beng. Here are all the things that was burnt and sent to Heaven to you and by your wife on your behalf.

But Ah Beng doesn’t seem happy with what God has given him.

God : Why Ah Beng? Whats wrong? You don’t seem to be Happy with what I have given you? I have given you what you wanted. A bungalow, a Mercedes Benz, a Rolex watch, lots of money, a laptop and a lot more high end stuff that you asked for.

Ah Beng: Yeah. But what you have given me are all made of papers. How can I make use of them?

God : But what you burnt to me are all made of papers. How can I give you something else? What you give is what you get, right? Unless you burnt me the real thing… then that’s another story. Make sense?

Ah Beng: Ahh Well…. L


hahaha!