Do those without a man really have to hang their heads in shame and be labeled as USELESS?
PFF. BULL-SHIT!!!
Its been exactly a week since i last blogged! Well, not that i was THAT BUSY not to have blog but instead i was jsut simply lazy to blog. And no idea what is wrong, but have been having really weird mood swings. Thank God, i'm mostly at home. Maybe its due to me being very hardworking these few days.
I'm back working for dad. Decided i should just help him at this time. He has been pretty busy and is not feeling well himself. And i kind of took more than allowance from him this month. And the best part of all is I'M BROKE AGAIN! I seriously have no money management. Thank God i was born into this family, imagine with this personality and i'm born in a less fortunate family. But then again, people who come in that family are usually people who can really save. LIKE THEY KNOW THE VALUE OF MONEY, unlike me! Been cabbing to work and back home and that kills me. Oh well. i'm now on break. NO WORK! YAY!
Actually besides work and work politics i have nothing to blog about. Dad is going to throw me into Accounting and Sorting Department soon. AND i totally don't like that idea. There will be less time in main office, no daddy lunch treat, and i don't know how am i going to fair. And i'm so scared that i might embarrassed myself, cause i SUCK AT Accounting!!!
Anywayyy, this week would be another great weekend. Meeting Jasmine tomorrow, going to get some stuff done, and then office this week and then PARTY FOR WEEKEND!!
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Just for Laugh
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
Dear Lord:
I go to work everyday and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home. I want her to know what I've gone through.
So please allow my her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches, drove the children to school.
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning clothes,
took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit.
Went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries.
Paid the bills and balanced the check book, cleaned the cat's litter box,
and bathed the dog.
By then, it was already 1pm.
And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organised to do their home work.
Then, set up the ironing board and watch tv while did the ironing.
At 4.30 pm began peeling potatoes, washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 pm, was exhausted and, though daily chores weren't finished,
went to bed where he was expected to make love, which somehow
managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, the man awoke and immediately knelt by the bed
and said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking, I was so wrong to envy my
wife being able to stay home all day. Oh please, let us trade our body
back".
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
change things back to the way they are. You'll just have to wait for
nine months though. Because you got pregnant LAST NIGHT".
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SEE, this are the kind of mentality of stupid men thinking that being a girl/woman is easy and all. Wait till they experience it then would they know. Shit, i got to go now, my drama on TV is awaiting for my arrival.