BORING.BORED.BOREDED MAXXX!
I'm hearing Lady Gaga song again and again, hoping some customers will come and keep me company. I have only sold 3dresses, 2 tanks today and i'm freaking BORED! How i wish Jasmine the Sotong was here to accompany me mannn!
Anyways, i do have loads to blog about. So, shall keep myself and everyone reading this entertained. I was talking to Yvonne just the other day about affairs and all. Actually we were on this topic for the entire week.. and i remember it all started of this phrase that i left on my shout-out on Facebook, - "GIRLS BEFORE MARRIAGE MUST OPEN EYES WIDE, AFTER MARRIAGE MUST CLOSE EYES."
And while we tried to amuse each other with interesting Affairs stories, Yvon told me one which i find particularly disturbed by it. Okay, THIS IS A REAL STORY, and why would i wanna lie right? Names are change, not just because to protect their privacy but also their names are just going to complicate things.
Apple, Orange, Pear are sisters, (Also known as well mannered girls)
Papaya, Durian and Mango are sisters. (Sluttish Sisters. Each of them, have a habit of picking up THE WRONG GUYS)
All these two group of sisters are related - They're cousins. Both their Mum's are sisters.
Out of all of them, Apple is married with a young boy age 6. Apple's husband, let's call him JERK, was very well respected by family members and anyone who knew the family. He was "SEEN" as the perfect family man. Anyway, story goes on that for the past 1 and a half years JERK was dating and FUCKING Mango, (YESH, His Cousin Sister In-Law) WTF LAH!
And all these time, all family gathering and everything they had something going on between them. Mango is very close to Orange, between the whole cousin thing, both of them share almost everything they have, own and all the dirty secrets. So, Orange knew that Mango was seeing a married guy and all the secrets from the inside of their Sex life to the promise the guy told her and all. Typical kind - I will divorce my But what Orange didn't know was the Man is none other than her beloved Brother-In-law.
So, story goes on, Yvonne and her group of girls got to know about this somehow with information given by the ex bestfriend of Mango. So due to her anger, she decided to back-stab Mango. Anddd, yvnne and her girlfriends went to tell Orange about it. At first Orange couldn't believe it, till they had some evvidence to back them up and Orange called her sister Apple and brother in law (JERK) out for dinner, before even ordering anything, she started questioing her GOOD brother in law. And then everything spilled. After the whole drama, Apple wanted to go over to Mango's place to ask for explanations.. and the thing was that Mango didn't even feel any sense of remorse. She said she wanted Jerk and all the words you hear from a bitch. In the end, Apple did ask for dirvorce and said that Jerk should be responsible for Mango's life, as he had destroyed hers.
Jerk still wanted his family and said he still love his wife and kid. If you really love them would you be doing this? Well, when asked why he did it by Apple he just said "You couldn't give it to me"! FUCK HIM MAN! Like, just because she don't give you blowjobs and sex fantasy pleasures, YOU CHEAT ON HER?! What about the fact that she bore you a child? What about the things she did for you? Are all those forgotten?!
Seriously, how can man have the brains of a Nut ah! I mean is Sex all they can ever think of? The conculsion to this dramatic story was that Apple told Jerk that he can live with her and she will make his every day life a living hell! That i totally respect man. That is just the exact punishment to give the guy. And i bet if it wasn't for the little kid, he wouldn't be having such a offer, STRAIGHT DIVORCE!
When i told these to some of my friends, especially the guys, their reply was that, WOW, I admire his guts?! LIKE #$%^&*~! What Guts does he have? And then while debating with Kelvin, we ended up taking and debating over the word - Guts and Balls! Which i feel that i should let all those guys who don't know the difference between the two words.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Well, medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in DEATH!
Haha!~
I think i better stop here, i have been blogging for the last few hours and still not done. Customers walk in and out, some tries on, and some just ask and ask and still DON'T BUY! I need to get more teenage stuff in since its the Holiday....
And anyone reading this, please do come down to Far East PLaza #04-127, Zucci Boutique!