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ThLifeOfSHALIN
What you see or hear is not what you get, what you feel is JUST THAT!
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I AM LEGEND :D
Name is Shalinda aka Miss Perfectionist!
An outcast from my Mum's Hormones, that's how i ended up in this Earth!
I like to laugh. even @ my own jokes which is totally pathetic!
17 coming 18 on 25th September :D
Twinklestars_25@hotmail.com (msn/facebook)
shalinda@ymail.com (e-mail)

I can bitch all i like here CAUSE it's MY blog, NOT YOURS!
I Love Shopping;
I Love Music;
I LOVE ARTS;
I LOVE MY DRAMAS - korean, taiwan, Hong Kong
I LOVE MEMORIES;
I LOVE CLUBBING;
I LOVE RED WINE;
I LOVE PARTIES;
I LOVE TRAVELLING
I LOVE BUFFET;
I LOVE MY FAMILY;
I LOVE SLEEPING
I LOVE MY BFFs
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Being With The People I Love
I LOVE FOOD!
I LOVE MY CURRENT LIFE
I LOVE MYSELF
I LOVE SO MANY THINGS....
AND I LOVE GODIVA..
AND GUCCI & LV.. NEED I SAY MORE!

And this space is JUST WAY SMALL for me to fit every single thing I LOVEEE

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TuesdayTuesday, October 13, 2009
Just for Laughs!


Marie

When Marie was 16, she hoped that one day she would have a boyfriend.

When she was 18, she got a boyfriend, but there was no passion.So she decided she needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.

In college she dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So Marie decided she needed a guy with stability.

When she was 25, she found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that she decided she needed a guy withsome excitement.

When Marie was 28, she found an exciting guy, but she couldn't keep up with him.

He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met.
He made Marie miserable as often as happy.
He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So Marie decided to find a guy with some ambition.

When she turned 31, she found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.
He was so ambitious that he divorced Marie, took everything she owned, and ran off with her best friend.

And now, Marie 47 decided to find a guy with a big dick!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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